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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
When people take your sarcasm seriously
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
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