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Louise Lemur

"Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs." - Jim Morrison
Apr 19 '14
Apr 19 '14
armisael:

why does my library have a teenage mutant ninja turtles sculpture

armisael:

why does my library have a teenage mutant ninja turtles sculpture

Apr 19 '14

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

Apr 19 '14

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

Apr 19 '14

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)

Apr 19 '14

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

Apr 19 '14

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

Apr 19 '14

bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

(Source: molgera)

Apr 19 '14
Apr 19 '14

braydaaan:

my afternoon routine includes: walking in from school, grabbing food, throwing my bag down, laying on my bed eating then falling asleep until dinner.

Apr 19 '14

jeou:

THE MOTTO

(Source: badgirlsclubgifs)

Apr 19 '14

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb)

Apr 19 '14

such a great answer (x)

(Source: daily-gr4ce)

Apr 19 '14
Apr 19 '14
"I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it."
Charles M. Schulz (via observando)